Work takes me to Pinehurst soon and I don't even own a set of clubs. I know that's a shame. It's not like I'd be playing on Course #2 or anything but still. If you had the chance to play at Pinehurst wouldn't you?
I bet if I put some work into it I could kick some ass at golf or at least wreck a couple of clubs and trees in the process. I always thought of myself as the more Beverarge Cart Girl but as I get older the idea of having the beers served to me on the course while I golf gets ever more enticing. This will probably also be the time that I pull my pants waistband up underneath my tits and wear a pastel cardigan. There is only so much sport that can come out of a golf game, I'm sorry. Forgive me golfnuts but I just don't see it as an contact sport and find it difficult to match wits.
I recently bid on some ladies clubs in an auction and didn't win and this could seriously play tribute to my bias towards your gay homo stupid sport.
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