It's been so long

since we've connected. I just realized that you may be missing me. Here I am.
I've been busy with life and stuff.
Work took me to Madison, Wisconsin recently where I got to see State St., Badger Stadium, The Kohl Center and the Capitol Building. You're probably thinking exactly what I was thinking which is "So what". I was bored out of my freaking mind.

Dear "Old Lady at the Madison Airport", If I had the time to argue my point I certainly would have but you were too feeble so I figured it best to just let it go however when a sign displayed says your shirts are 2 for $25 that does not mean that I need to purchase the same color shirt and same size in order to get the deal. Don't be such a moron.

What has impressed me recently is that I was in Northwest, North Carolina a few days ago and I couldn't be any more located in the most Southeastern part of the state without being in South Carolina. One has to wonder where the hell you were standing when you named this town.

In addition, located nearby is Acme, North Carolina. They even have an Acme High School and don't think I wasn't wondering if they were in there building a better trap to capture the Roadrunner.

The people you meet and interesting things you can see in a day keeps me pretty occupied. On my trip to the eastern part of the state I stopped for fuel in Chapel Hill and some knothead changed the N to an S on the sign so it read: Welcome to the University of Sorth Carolina @ Chapel Hill.

Dear "Guy Lying on side of Interstate 74", Can't you find other places to loiter?

Dear "Scotland County, NC", Don't you think that a bit cheeky stealing the name for your Saint Andrews Presbyterian College?

Ever have the deer in headlights look? What about deer in windshield look? Check this out.

Dear "US Government", Can you please ban these political ads on my television before I throw up?

Dear "me", I need to get to work. Take care.